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Hillary wants to be your Veep, eh? Aside from the fact that the complete suicidal stupidity of choosing her would automatically disqualify you from the Presidency on soundness of judgment grounds, here's what I would do if somehow Hillary were just one of my heartbeats away from the Presidency:

  • Hire a food taster

  • Have someone expendable start my car every morning

  • Stay out of Fort Marcy Park


Well put. I just saw a commentator (XM radio host) tell Lou Dobbs the food taster line, a few minutes after I expressed the same sentiment to my wife.

Posted by Elliot at Tuesday, June 03, 2008 06:28 PM

That's a terrible thing to say! Bill Clinton's husband won't have him whacked at Ft. Marcy Park! She'll have him whacked right in his bedroom.

Posted by Brian N. at Saturday, June 07, 2008 06:06 PM

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