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This is the archive for June 2008

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Hillary wants to be your Veep, eh? Aside from the fact that the complete suicidal stupidity of choosing her would automatically disqualify you from the Presidency on soundness of judgment grounds, here's what I would do if somehow Hillary were just one of my heartbeats away from the Presidency:

  • Hire a food taster

  • Have someone expendable start my car every morning

  • Stay out of Fort Marcy Park